Yang!Yang!Yang! Howdy y'all to all my 100 calorie peeps. I had an adventure last fall that I just had to share with you! As you get to know me, you'll find I have many adventures. This wonderful day was a real bonafide Florida adventure. Here's what happened:
She remarried and retired to France, where, with a reduced pension thanks to her interrupted teaching career, she settled in Ploermel.Following Blanche's advice, she trained to be a teacher at Trent Park College in north London. Her first teaching job was at Royds Hall School.Every so often we see an old board with "Mullet" painted on it with an arrow showing us the way. And then there it is, my Mecca, "Mullet Here" on a mullet shaped mailbox!You would have thought we gave him a $100 tip, he was that happy! As Roy pulls our cooler out of the truck (just lucky we had a cooler with us) Mullet Man says, "Hey, since y'all was so nice, I'll give you some free ice." Mullet Man just happens to have a top of the line, new looking commercial ice maker. "Traded it for an old boat I had," he explains.Mullet Man is so patient with me and I finally have my six beautiful, wonderful silver mullet. Mullet Man weighs them and the total is $18.15. Roy gives him a twenty and tells him to keep the change.As we pull up to, for lack of better words, "Mullet Man's Shop", we are greeted by four of the happiest barking dogs I have ever seen. These five dogs struck me as odd because I have never known anyone to own five such different looking dogs. These redneck dogs were obviously mutts, there was a large brown and white curly haired one, a big fat black one, a tan one with a black tail and then a little bitty gray one.They returned to Colorado for Tom's work - he was a potter - and it was there that their second son, Tyan, was born.“We are pleased to be chosen as the brand protection provider for Canada Goose. In our online enforcement efforts thus far, we have a success rate of 98% for takedowns reported to Internet Service Providers and account suspensions requested of payment processors. OpSec is committed to supporting Canada Goose as their partner in the ongoing battle against counterfeiting,” said Tom Taylor, president of Brand Protection for OpSec Security.Mullet Man leads us over to this big gigantic ice chest and he unceremoniously takes the top off. And to my wondering eyes appear, a whole mess of silver mullet on ice! Since I will be smoking the little suckers, I ask Mullet Man to get me six big ones.The couple divorced and Pauline was back in Huddersfield in 1985, briefly as a care assistant and then to teach first at Huddersfield Technical College, then at Highfields Special School.Anyway, we are greeted by a loud, "Dogs, shut up already!" Mullet Man is about 50 years old, tall and burly, with a shaved head and a long grey beard. I begin this most interesting encounter with "Uh, I'm here about some mullet" and Mullet Man says, "Darlin', you're in the right place!"She was at the Hitch house when President Kennedy was assassinated and sent the Examiner an account of the funeral.Well, about this time I start getting some protests from my passengers. Roy shouts, "Don't pull in here, we might get shot!" But alas, I can't see getting this far without getting my mullet. I'm not going to let a little "ambience" get in my way.About Canada GooseAs we wind back to the main highway, we begin planning our Smoked Mullet Party. Believe me, you haven't lived until you've had a down home Smoked Mullet Party! Mullet is a delicious and nutritious food at only 100 calories for 3 oz.He takes a large flat shovel and commences to start diggin' for me. As I see a mullet I want, I scream "Oh, he's a great big one, I want him!" Mullet Man says sure, but it's a girl and she's so fresh she was swimming' this morning. I inquire as to if she'll have roe, but Mullet Man says that's not until October.
I'll be writing about our down home smoked mullet party with special 100 calorie recipes. Look for it soon!
Author: Susie Trimble
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